OK. Got it, got it
Excuse me, we're lost
Is there an elevator around here?
Youre a good man, thank you
No problem
Sir, are you aright?
Don't worry about me
It's fine, I'm OK, leave me
OK, cut it out, quicky!
You aways say it's not OK, now it's really not OK
No, no, no, yes, yes, yes
You always do everything wrong
Come on! Quick, quick!
Whoa!
Hurry up!
I'm Ouyang Bonsai, newly-trained assassin
Assassins kill people, that's how it is -
I kill bad guys, I make a bit of money
So, for me, being an assassin
is a total dream job!
The Killer Who Never Kills
Tomorrow, I'll take you to meet the others
You should pick a name
Master is just like me
We're not the most talented, but we're set on making it
We're not brave, our hands shake when we shoot
Not to mention knives
The only thing Master could kill with a knife is a fish
We rely on other skills to kill people
For example...
human nature
I'm a regular!
Sorry, it's the rules
He's new
I hear the prince has returned
He has
Don't know if you met him when he was young
he left for the US aged 5 or 6
Now's he back in Taiwan,
he's just like an ABC
Hello, how are you?
- Hi uncle - Long time no see
Hello, hello
Long time no see! I'm Jeff, remember me?
Come in, sit down
He speaks Taiwanese
His Mandarin's bad
But if you speak English, it'll be fine
We all call him "Stern Buddha"
I made a Powerpoint
Take a look, tell me what you think
Tinbinland
Betel nut experts!
Automatic production, like a computer assembly line
The prettiest salesgirls stamped on the wrappers
Soon every computer nerd will be chewing betel nuts
First commercialise, then go public
We need three investors but never fear
With the lowest PE ratio, double your money
Money Money get rich quick
Look out for your brothers, everybody wins
The bigger the better, together we are Tinbinland!
Look out for your brothers, everybody wins
The bigger the better, together we are Tinbinland!
Cool or what?
Yeah, yeah. Definitely need to go international.
International
Our new logo
Green Energy, Green Peace
And easy on the eyes
This logo's pretty good!
It looks like a transformer. Awesome
Times are changing, we need to expand
Jinmen liquor went global, Tinbinland can damn well go global
Internionalize, get an IPO, hit the markets
sell betel nuts all over the world. Cool or what?
Right on, Uncle
What can I do for you?
OK, it's like this
Tricky here's about to retire
So, today he's brought his apprentice
to come and get to know us a bit
Say hello, stop playing with that
He's young, I apologize
Big Brother Jeff
Ah!
How about it? Want a go?
You're Ouyang?
Ouyang What?
Ouyang...
Bonsai
I love pot plants
so I took Ouyang Bonsai as my assassin name
Why Ouyang, you say?
It's double syllable, I think it's pretty cool
How about it, did he scare you?
Jeff's a great kid
just like his dad
If he's so great, why doesn't he do it himself?
I'm a great cook, you think I shouldn't ever eat out?
The thing his dad hated most was lying
If someone lied to him, he'd come to me
send me to get revenge
We'd call it "playing them at their own game"
This is known as "Facebook"
Face. Fuck.
Very funny
I'm the best in the business
My cases
are always "accidents"
You'll see them in the paper the next day
No hassle
So are you in, or not?
If not, I'll retire later
I'm in, of course I'm in
Sure?
Sure
Remember, you have seven days
Miss the deadline, it'll go to someone else
I know -And then there'll be two "accidents"
What does that mean?
The other will be you
Pig
Facefuck
Drink! Drink! Drink!
Down it! Down it!
The target's name was like something from a soap opera -
he was called Zhang Mingxian
Gross!
Mingxian only had one hand, was 22 years old, an honest kind of guy
His worst crime was probaby skipping out on a parking ticket
Seemed like a no-trouble kind of lardass
Welcome back, this way please
Sha-Sha, Mingxian's here
Sir Mingxian, you're here!
Hi
Here, sweet soup
What's going on, you going to war?
Don't worry about it
I know what I'm doing
You're dealing with an average joe
not Jackie Chan
didn't I tell you?
The simpler the plan, the fewer the problems
The best thing is to make the target your friend, lover, brother -
you know the most tragic way to die?
At the hands of your brother
Understand?
I get it
Total rookie, what do you know?
Master said to get close to the target
Breathe the same air, wear the same clothes
eat the same food, shit the same shit
Your farts should stink like his farts
Master liked to say, everything has its price
But for me, becoming a total geek was no sweat
Three days later
I was Mingxian's best friend
That's yours?
You like this book, too?
Yeah
Last time my friends came, let's see...
Check it out, a photo of me dressed up!
When I go to Tokyo, you should come,
it's super fun
Sure, let's do it
Excuse me
can I get you more drinks?
What he's having
Of course, sir
Thank you
Mine's called,"Cry, then sleep for three days." Sure you want one?
Of course!
Once we were friends, things seemed simple
I'd get him drunk
then make it look like a drink driving accident
A little fire, see him off, mission accomplished
Hey!
Why you hitting me?
Why am I tied up?
What are you doing?
Help! Thief! Help!
What do you mean, thief?
Then what the hell are you doing?
Someone paid me to kill you
Kill me!
Who wants to kill me?
Tell me, who wants to kill me?
Come on, who is it?
Who?
I can't say
Who?
I know who it is
But I was just riding my bike
it was just a little accident, that's all
Tell me the truth
why did he cut off your hand?
That day, I bought a bike on credit
I didn't tell my girlfriend, and she got mad and left
I was upset, and I crashed into a car by the side of the road
How could I know there'd be a gangster boss inside!
It was just a little accident, that's all
I swear, really just a tiny bump!
What the hell?
Which hand do you use to jerk off?
Quick! Your right hand, yes?
Cut off his right hand!
No, I'm left-handed!
I'm left-handed, I'm left-handed!
Back off, this hand's mine
He cut off your hand, why does he want to kill you?
You really use your left hand?
What? No way, I'm really...
You lied to him. No wonder he's after you
I wasn't really lying, I use both hands
Remember? Everything has its price
Whether this guy was my friend or not
he was really out of luck
He crashed into the wrong guy at the wrong time
and lost a perfectly good left hand
But the price didn't stop there
because he lied
Now, Stern Buddha wanted his life
Let me go, I beg you! Let me go!
Save me! Someone wants to kill me!
Help!
I know you're innocent
but you're unlucky
In your next life, you should ride the subway
What are you doing?
Let me go, let me go!
Let me out, let me go!
I don't want to die!
Save me, let me go!
Save me, please!
Save me, Mommy...
I was just riding my bike
it was just a little accident
Unlucky, really super unlucky
Are some people just born unlucky?
Human life is cheap, the gods don't care
Miss the deadline, it'll go to someone else
and then there'll be two cases
The other will be you
Pig
Save me...
Mingxian was tough. He flipped his car and survived
Killing him again seemed wrong
I had no choice. I had to help him think of a way out
Some people like jigsaws, some people like making patchworks -
Uncle Quan used to work in No.1 Funeral Parlor
piecing together corpses
It was said that, no matter how wrecked the body
he could put it together again in under three hours
Ouch!
Hey, Uncle Quan!
Your anesthetic sucks!
Sorry, it's a knock-off brand
Calm down, calm down
Yes, he was Master's brother
Every month, there were around 17 unidentified corpses from all over Taiwan
Mostly old people, two men to every woman
Supply was good
Then he got in with some criminals
hid his identity, and became a gangster doctor
As far as I was concerned, his business was fine
I asked him to make me a fake corpse
I know - clever, right?
Sorry, Mister
roadworks ahead, no entry!
Mister...
You idiot, it's me
So this is me, but...
I'm not that tall!
Shut it, stop fussing
Does he have one hand or two hands?
-That's absolutely... -Shut up and follow us
His skin is whiter than mine!
Everything comes with a price
Zhang Mingxian no longer exists
Remember! At least you're alive
This was my first wrong move
I'd messed up
I wasn't even man enough to kill Mingxian
Master had taught me to get close, then acquainted with
but I'd failed at the critical juncture. I was chicken shit
This time, I forgive you. Next time, we'll see
You sleep too deeply
If I'd come to kill you, you'd be dead
The three rules of an assassin. Go!
1. Do not fall in love with the target, or accomplices
2. No matter what the situation
do not reveal the identity of accomplices
Unless they are trying to kill me
I must not endanger my accomplices
3. Be on guard, even when not working -
eating, sleeping, eating cake
always be on guard
Have a drink
If I'd poisoned that, you'd be dead!
You've been poisoning me for years
and I'm still alive
How are things, sorted?
OK!
How you feeling?
Strange
Confused
A bit sick
The first time's always that way
Hey, Xiao Liu, it's done
Next time,
deal with my apprentice directly
Drink driving!
Just as good as your Master
Here's the next case
Just a fake corpse wasn't enough.
I had to get Mingxian a fake ID
I went to my junior sister apprentice for help
Here you go, your documents are all in order...
She said she couldn't, because she was on holiday in Bali
Bullshit! Who was she kidding?
I was Tricky's apprentice, after all
Sir, please fill out...
your license plate number
Sis, this is really important
Who are you calling sis?
That old geezer gave up on me long ago
I need you
Help me out
It's just a fake ID
I want to help
but our system's really hard to hack into from the outside, OK?
But don't you work on the inside?
Hack into the system when you clock off work
Please! That's illegal!
What, and using a fake IP to launch a Trojan Horse probe is legal?
It won't work once I've clocked off
Why won't it?
Outside of work I'm not just anybody,
I'm myself...
And hackers have a kind of code
This is the first I've heard of such a thing
You want stuff for Zhang Mingxian
the whole ID set, from birth on -
driving license, insurance card, the whole lot
Come on, this is excessively difficult!
"Excessively difficult!" -
Iook how your language is improving!
You're too kind
What did you say?
It's Taiwanese, didn't you understand?
Too bad
So it's excessively difficult
but don't you like that -
the feeling other people can't do it, but you can?
I followed a girl and took photos
She was Wu Xiaoli. She liked playing with dogs
She slept during the day
and worked in a nightclub at night
Hi Amy
Xiao Li, how's it going?
Thank you
Time for work, keep going!
I don't know who she pissed off
but nightclub girls all have it pretty rough
Drink, drink, drink
Down it, Xiao Li, down it!
Sir, cut it out
Mind your own business
This is out of line, quit it
What are you saying?
You're pushing
What's it to you?
This is between me and her
Are you stupid?
What was that? - Don't make a scene
Fuck you! What kind of waiter is this?
Chill out, calm down
Come on, calm down
See who she is
Are you OK?
You're alright?
I'm OK
Let's clean you up
Don't you chew when you eat?
Sorry
Don't worry
Hey
Hi
Thanks
You're new? I haven't seen you before
Yeah, just started. New blood
It's crazy in there, there's no time for introductions. I'm Xiao Li
I'm Ouyang
- Hi - Hi
Does it hurt?
It's OK...
You don't have to try to be brave
Hungry?
I just threw up, remember?
But eating cake at midnight's kind of weird
Says who?
You're the weird one
Want some?
Give it back!
Why, keeping secrets?
No secrets
Then let me look
No way
That was a weird reaction
I tricked you, I'm no good at small talk
You do Rubik's Cube, too?
Isn't it for kids?
Why?
Time starts now!
1, 2, 3
Not so loud
4, 5, 6
Too fast!
...9, 10
11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16
Done
That last customer was an idiot
Are you in pain?
No
Want to get some medicine?
No
Oh
There are a lot of guys like that in the club
Really?
Want to practise self-defense?
Why is that funny?
It's not. Self defense
I'm serious. I'm protecting you
I know. Self defense, I will practise -
when I have time
Xiao Li was popular and cute
but she'd run into a bad guy
How could I kill such an unlucky person?
What's up?
Nothing
Bad mood?
Worried?
Hungry?
You can't be
We've only known each other a day
You want to make a love announcement
what is it?
I forgot to mention
Xiao Li was kind of dumb, so I had to be direct
You don't want to say?
I'm an assassin
That's cute!
And I'm an...
empress!
According to my orders, I should kill you within a week
Really? So fast!
Who's paying you to kill me?
Why does everybody ask that?
So should I start running?
Once an assassin has an order, there's no going back
If I let you go,
they'll hire another assass in to kill you
The next assassin will be stronger than me,
and he'll kill me, too
So...
So we have an important matter to discuss
How I want to be killed?
I can make it a quick death
You like role play, hey?
You're such a geek!
You're so weird, you like pot plants -
I'm more like an assassin than you...
A fake ID and a fake corpse -
I need another set
Are any of your guy fans obsessed with money and scared of dying?
How many do you want?
I can choose?
One's fine. Insurance salesman would be best
You have requests for the appearance?
Not too ugly
This doctor's amazing
He even fixed that guy who got shot in the mouth
He's great, don't stress. Just wait
I've been waiting so long!
Careful work takes time
Stop fussing
It's such a long wait!
Doctor, how is it now?
Ceng Quede was a senior insurance official
Sometimes, he was a little too enthusiastic about his job
He was OK at his work, though his personality was kind of mean
He cared about money and pretty girls
but didn't care about anyone else
We exploited his weakness, and scared him -
defrauding the insurance company wouldn't be a problem
I'm a criminal investigator
No way
This is too much
You can check, I've done nothing wrong!
Wait...help me get this off
Sir...Sir...
why have you locked me up like this?
That hurt!
What are you doing?
Quick, get them off!
OK
You put on quite a show!
Nana, it's you!
This is my friend. He needs your help
A friend of Nana's is a friend of mine
Anything for a friend, you know?
What can I do for you?
There's some insurance matters I need your advice on
Ask away!
He wants to buy insurance
You're the policy holder?
Last name? Age? Budget?
Family history of serious illness?
Ever had a traffic accident or major surgery?
Stop! It's not me
Not you?
Oh! For your family!
Boy or girl? How old? Budget?
Family history of serious illness?
Ever had a traffic accident or major surgery?
None of this! It's a dead man
Who is that guy?
A good friend
I've never heard of him before!
You need to hear about all my friends?
Are we that close?
That's not what I meant
Don't worry, I was joking!
We're close. Now help me out here
No, this is fraud
I can't do this kind of thing, I really can't
I found this in the emergency room, is it yours?
Yes, I just dropped it! I was looking everywhere, thanks
I didn't have the heart to kill people, so I saved them instead
As an assassin in Taiwan, the pay is low and there's no health insurance
Setting up fake accidents
I could save lives and make a bit of money
Nana, you're in charge of...
Nana was in charge of hacking the database
and faking IDs
Uncle Quan prepared the corpse
and the death certificate
Quede would set the target up with life insurance,
then we'd split the pay out
This is our first run
Good luck to us all!
Yes!
YA!
Finally, the plan was ready for action
Ouyang Bonsai!
You said you'd save me, what are you doing?
There's still time, hurry!
This is your new ID and bank account
Were the fireworks for me?
I loved them, they were beautiful
Gu Xiaoqi
I've already opened a bank account for Gu Xiaoqi
It contains two million dollars
It's not my money
it's Wu Xiaoli's life insurance
It's clean money
you should use it
You're leaving your whole life
starting all over again...
So I'm worth two million dollars?
How did you get this?
I was tailing you, and you dropped it
I picked it up for you
Remember,
you have to keep your head down
You saved my life. How can I repay you?
No need
You helped me, I helped you. That's fair
So, will we meet again?
That would be a bad idea
I'm an assassin
Even to your family
you have to pretend you're dead
Do you think...
I'll have a tomb?
Of course
How about
I give you the money to go kill the guy who wanted to kill me
I know you can't
You could at least tell me who he is
Fine
Take this. I hope it makes you think of me
Wait!
Open it when you're home
I'M SORRY THE SUBS IS UNFINISHED. THE SOURCES ARE LIMITED THOUGH. CHEERS.
Repair and Synchronization by Syful Noa Bluebiru
I have something for you, too
What?
You don't want it, so you're giving it to me
Teach me
Just mix it up however
What do you mean however?
How can I learn, you're too fast!
Weird
918205
Is it on?
A little bit left
No, no, no
Right... Right...I got it wrong
OK, OK, down a bit
Xiao Li
did you know
you still owe me a month's rent
Didn't we agree, next month we were going to Tokyo together!
I have no idea what your father gets up to
he's out doing whatever all the time!
It doesn't matter
I found two designer bags in your closet
so I helped you sell them on the internet
Why such a young picture?
All men are bastards!
There's not a single good man in this world!
You're all bastards!
Smile!
Your dad never cared about you
just let you go out by yourself,
make your own money
Sorry...wrong place
Apologies...
A lot of customers have died recently
Did you investigate?
Please, boss, of course I did!
But, I tell you
Iast week my mom told me to pay a visit to goddess Guanyin
I've heard she's very accurate
what did she say?
She said...
I shouldn't blame other people, I'm unlucky
But she suggested
it would be better if the company changes its name
There's a clash between my name and the company name
We're an overseas company, how can we change our name?
You want to go say to the foreigners
Guanyin said we should change our name?
I don't even know how to say "Guanyin" in English
I think it's...
Mu...Music Mother?
Fuck! Fire!
I really don't want to kill you, understand?
Stop chasing me, please!
I told you not to run!
Save me! You animal! You freak!
Listen to me...
Help!
Listen to me...
You've got it wrong...
I told you not to run!
Stop chasing me!
It's because I'm young and pretty, isn't it?
You've got it wrong, listen to me!
No! I have a wife and child!
Don't kill me! Please don't!
OK, OK
I didn't mean it, I beg you!
You're wrong
Calm down!
How many times today?
Cheques
He's so heavy!
Hey, cut it out!
There's a bomb
Let me out!
It's not funny
If you keep bringing in these cases, how are we meant to make a profit?
I'm telling you, go talk to Guanyin
we're not changing names! It'd be better if I changed my name!
Every job has its rules
Even though I hadn't killed anyone, I felt guilty
I never dared tell Master
and told lies to cover up my other lies
What's up with you today? Just cut it
I feel like, I've done a few cases
and I'm tired
Barely started, and you're tired?
It's because you're not doing it with enough spark!
You have to get used to it
Where's this coming from?
I've realised I can't get to know too much about their stories
Without stories, where's the performance?
The stories change, characters evolve!
But I know all the stories are tragedies
and so I feel responsible
Turn your tragedies into comedies!
The trick is to do it faster
Our biggest enemies are time and emotion
You've heard that?
Familiarity breeds fondness
OK
Finish quickly
Then pack your bags, we're moving
We've been here too long
I've been thinking of moving out
Been waiting a long time for those words
You're OK?
I'm OK
I meant my hair!
It's OK
I'm not like other assassins. I'm not always on the run
Living in a rooftop add-on apartment
tending my pot plants, I'm perfectly happy
In the last three years, aside from a few who didn't listen
I've saved more than twenty people
They've made me feel like my job has meaning
Xiao Liu
Ouyang
Don't say anything, I've seen the news
Want to come see my prize pigeon?
Jeff still wants to expand, internationalize
He's tied up all our money in the stock market
Then there's this finance guy
he has control over all the accounts
What are we supposed to live off?
Soon, we'll be starving
Taco
Leave Jeff to me
He's just back in Taiwan, he doesn't get the situation
There's no point stressing about it, I tell you
Once he knows the situation
he'll know that we're the main guys
Don't worry! Now go
Boss, I'm relying on you
We all are
Ouyang, come on
Xiao Liu
Xiao Zhang is an imbecile
Why?
Jeff's opened you an overseas bank account
Now you won't need to use cash for everything
I tell you
Here, way more convenient for money laundering!
Doctor Foreskin
Mister
This circumcision doctor was really something
His wife couldn't handle his passion
and divorced him
but this did nothing to dim his enthusiasm
Not only was circumcision his area of expertise
it was also his greatest pleasure
Don't be nervous, just relax
There are no extra charges
To get close to him
me and my foreskin had to...
say goodbye
I'm not going to lie, I...
I love my foreskin
You mean, your foreskin or...
everyone's foreskins?
Everyone's foreskins!
Wow!
2315 of them! It's taken ten years
You might ask, how do you reason with a guy like this?
He lives in his own special foreskin world
I tell you, every foreskin is unique
A foreskin's color
its shape, its length
especially its wrinkles -
they make it like a fingerprint
Each foreskin is different
Doctor...
You asked if people come back to thank me?
Look, thank you letters!
Let's play a little game
You want all these?
Trust me, there are still 1 00 million foreskins in the world
just waiting for you to cut them off
Can you leave me just one row?
Hello?
Doctor
1, 2, 3
Your suicide note?
I forgot it!
Doctor
Doctor Foreskin
Come back!
Fuck!!
Master said, every job has its mysteries
In our job, when you hit on one
you have to start thinking of a way out
Go get the car
The car
Nana, put the paperwork on Doctor Foreskin's body
We've blown it!
I think it was an accident
It's too much of a coincidence!
Think about it, he didn't even try to brake
he didn't even stop to see who he hit
This was not an accident!
We need to be more careful
I'll go check it out
It'll be safer if we stick to meeting online
It doesn't look any different
Yeah
What?
Pervert!
Xiao Liu
I know, I saw the news this morning
I know everything
They're going to do a internet manhunt for the hit-and-run driver
You're onto it?
It's fine
Xiao Liu, are you OK?
I'm fine
It's Taco
but it's fine
But I'm warning you
you want to be careful with these things
especially in Taiwan these days
There are security cameras everywhere
Look, just out there at the intersection
there's at least three of them
Anyway, here's a new case for you
Here
This girl is dumb
She won't mess up with anyone
but she messed up with one of Jeff's buddies
It's like she has a death wish
See what you can do
Xiao Liu
is this it?
Sure, what else do you need?
You're an expert now,
you don't need all that other stuff
Here, drink!
Your plants are in pretty good shape
But that fertiliser brand's not great
You should try this new one I bought...
...it's better
Did you hunt me down to tell me that?
The guy who paid to kill you before
just sent me to come kill you again
You piss a lot of people off
Do you have some kind of death wish?
What? Aren't you happy?
Your life isn't mine, how can I be happy?
Of course I'm unhappy
I spend my whole life sneaking around
all because of some guy
Wouldn't you be unhappy?
You could have asked me to help
How would I find you?
Carrier pigeon?
Message in a bottle?
The special friend hotline for assassins?
I was just testing
Just testing
You're so naive
blindly trusting other people
I trusted you
How else could I find you? An agency?
You should thank your lucky stars
that this case was given to me.
Otherwise, you'd be dead right now. Understand?
So do you want to kill me again?
You wouldn't kill me
Didn't you say
you were the killer who never kills?
Right?
You're so naive
People change
That was three years ago
So you've changed?
Of course I've changed
How?
If someone is so reckless
that they're asking to die
I won't stop them
Fine, get on with it then! Kill me!
Sure, that's right, I should thank you
you saved my life
but did you ever wonder
why I piss off gangsters?
Yes! You could piss off anyone, why them?
Fuck off!
I didn't have a single friend in three years, did you know that?
Do you get that?
Let me go!
Calm down
I don't want to calm down, don't mess with me
Who am I?
Don't be like this, OK?
What do you have here?
A gun
Why a gun?
I thought you didn't kill people?
You're so mean
Put it down
How can I protect myself without a gun?
Can you untie it?
What kind of underwear is this?
What about yours?
Your position's weird!
Don't mess it up!
What are you doing?
Ouyang Bonsai
Put it away!
You're my man now
Tap it like this
Want to learn gardening?
You need to let them catch the sun
Is it damaged?
Say it again
You're my man
No, not that
I'm an assassin's woman
Where is the key?
You're not an assassin, OK?
What?
No way
Fix it up for me
Everything has its price
Maybe, I deserved this
Master
You OK?
I have a cigar, how could I not be?
Don't worry about me
OK, what do you think?
Room for improvement -
you still get it wrong
there's hair all over my face
There isn't!
Do you feel like I'm your father?
What do you mean?
Are you afraid that, when I'm gone
there'll be no one to take care of you
so you've brought your ladyfriend to meet me?
Master, you're not that sick
It's my body, I know
Stop smoking
It's fine
I cough because I tricked the Grim Reaper!
I never really told you
why I have to retire
There was a woman...
In fact, Master had already told this story 1 89 times.
Once, his target was a girl with
Iong hair, full breasts
tiny waist, a firm butt, long legs
She could sing and dance, was graceful and elegant
and a nightclub madam earning mega bucks.
Master spent five days getting to know her
and then took her to bed
They lived together for a month, and their life was very happy
What's wrong with you today?
That milk is poisoned
It is? Did you poison it?
You want to hurt me? I'll drink it all!
I can't tell you how long it'll take to kick in
You should start saying your goodbyes
because I don't have an antidote
You're not asking why?
Where are you going?
I'll save you the effort of shifting my dead body
Before you go, will you paint my nails one last time?
Forgive me, but I want to take my last walk alone
Did you love me?
Goodbye, my darling
To this day, Master still doesn't know
how that woman guessed he was an assassin
To save him killing another person
she took poison and killed herself
Master's lingering regret
is that he didn't paint her nails that one last time
So it's easy to fool people
but you can't fool the gods
Xiao Qi, come here!
Push me off
Quickly!
Master, that's not funny
It's not funny!
Take me inside, did you really think...
I'm not ready to die! You two, your faces...
So shocked! Hurry
Let's go
OK
Push me off!
Scared me to death
Quickly
What does 0221 mean?
What?
The numbers the back of the necklace
What?
Guess! You can definitely guess.
I don't know - It's easy!
I can't guess
Tell me! - Guess!
Tell me
No
Say it!
Speak!
The day we met
Which day?
The day I got in a fight for you, and you threw up all over me
You're being silly!
Xiao Qi said, I'd saved so many people, sooner or later something would go wrong
It would be best if we both faked our deaths, and got new IDs
It would solve all our problems
We would leave Master a secret sign,
then come back for him later
In our new lives
Iet's go to the world's most northern town!
You want Master to die of cold?
Why not?
OK, I get it
Go now
Yes, right away
Go now
Is Xiao Liu sick?
The situation has changed
Here is your latest mission
I never thought Ouyang would be sent to kill me
Xiao Liu, it's Ouyang
I can help you. I won't kill you
Xiao Liu works for Stern Buddha
Helping him start over is really risky
But if you're sure, we're in
Ceng Quede
The risk is way too big
I think,
we should raise the stakes
then we can all take our share and put an end to...
we can all just retire, OK?
You're right
we should think big
Uncle Quan
I need three corpses
"Done. Get ready to go"
Uncle Quan
thank you
What will you do in your new life?
I want to leave this place
Don't come back
You need to settle things with Master
I know, I will
Take care with that
Stern Buddha isn't easy to deal with
"OK, I'll pack up."
"But you can pack your own underwear!"
"Come home soon!"
You've been working all night ; go get some rest
Boss, Xiao Liu's here
Jeff
this is the report from the last quarter
Growth remains constant
There just need to be a few HR adjustments
Jeff
Uncle, you're alive!
What the hell is Ouyang playing at?
You send Ouyang to kill me, and still you call me "Uncle"
That's a term of respect
I'll call you Uncle even when you're dead
So you never suspected
that Ouyang wasn't killing people?
He uses fake IDs and fake corpses
then he lets them go!
He thinks we're idiots, you know that?
He thinks I'm stupid. So killers cheat now, too
But Uncle, what are you doing, turning Ouyang in?
To start with, I didn't care that much
but we're family
and I don't like to sneak around
If there's something...
it's fine, make some tea
tell it to me straight
Straight?
My accountant's here, he'll tell it like it is
Go on then, tell me
Brother Liu
over the last three years, 7.7 million dollars have gone from the company account
Where did all that money go?
How could so much be missing?
This is after Jeff added a discount of 15%
and rounded off a few numbers
but it's still a huge amount
Everyone knows we deal with betel nuts -
we're playing the future market
we earn money and so we spend money, that's how it works
just because now we've lost money, you come blaming me!
I didn't tell you any of this
I handled it myself, you know?
In business, you lose money, you make money -
just like investing in stocks and shares.
Everybody knows this
I know
But Tinbinland has made big profits
Right?
You know this, all the outside investors
are watching the market screens all day
everyone calling himself an investment guru
Now it's gone down the pan, and you come to find me
You hear all this?
And now you're blaming me
7.7 million, and who pays? Me!
I'm not saying you should pay
but right now I don't have that money
If I did, I'd hand it over
Uncle, the only thing you've got is your dick!
What the hell can you pay!
Fine, I'll cut you some slack
I know this isn't your fault
Tell me where Taco is, then leave Taiwan
Impossible
I can't sell out on my brothers
Brothers! Fuck!
Shit!
I left the country when I was a kid, I've seen all kinds of "brothers"
The Japanese Yakuza - Fucking Cold-Blooded Money
Money
The Mafia - Money
Korean Gangsters - Money
The Vietnamese don't even fear death - Money
The Taiwanese talk about loyalty, but actually :
No Money, No Nothing
No Money, No Fucking - Money
Jeff
All day long your head's full of Money Money Money
Here, look at this
I did this for your dad
I didn't do it for money
I know, I heard about this
My dad told me, when I was a kid
You're a good man, Uncle
You stood in front of my dad, and saved his life
I'll reconsider
Brother Jeff
The account is missing a lot of money, check it yourself
I've already been through it many times
There's a huge amount of debt
The fake account has greatly affected the future of the company
The deficit is too great. We cannot repay it
Go find my dad, Uncle
I thought you trip
that's why you covered my dad, fuck!
Go get Ouyang and Tricky
Uncle
You finally came to see me
There's a lot going on at work, I've been busy
I hear business is getting bigger and bigger
Yes, bigger and bigger
But some people don't listen
I have to take care of them
To know business, you have to know people
Your dad was better than you at that
No wonder you were such good friends with my dad
Go find him
He won't recognise me after this
Tell him I say hello
Come and see this
What?
It's taken months, but I've finally launched a Trojan Horse
And I discovered
Stern Buddha uses every betel nut stand as a front
for selling drugs, gambling
Iand development and embezzlement...
He must be raking it in
I'll show you something else fun
What?
Quede asked me to marry him
You're kidding?:
If he marries you, he'll have no secrets -
bank account, MSN chat, emails...
I can see them all anytime
If he phones me
I can hack the service provider
and see exactly where he is
No way, you can really do that?
What were you saying?
What new names do you two want?
Right
I'll call and ask
Hello...Xiao Li - Hey
Hey, Xiao Li
See you at the airport
Xiao Li... Xiao Li...
Ouyang! What is it?: Ouyang!
Are you OK?
I should never have left you alone
You shouldn't have been here
I told them
you would meet me at the airport
Aren't I clever?
You're the best
You're the best liar
Uncle Quan, come quickly! Xiao Li's hurt
Come at once!
Just come!
We made all the arrangements for your new life
I got ready, too
Thank you
I've never felt this happy before
Don't cry Don't take revenge
Sing for me, OK?:
OK
I love you
you'll be in my mind
forever...and ever...
I'll never...Iet you go...
I never killed anyone, not a single one
I never thought I was a particularly good person
but running around rescuing all those unlucky souls
came with a price. I lost the woman I loved
Where was the justice in that?
Go do what you have to do
Take care
I never regretted saving so many people
but now I wanted to kill people -
kill the people who killed Xiao Li
Stern Buddha most of all
May the gods protect me
and keep Master safe
Uncle Quan! Master's dead!
Ouyang... Ouyang, hurry!
Uncle Quan!
Xiao Li said, when you love someone
sometimes you have to do things for them you don't like
I don't like killing people
but now, I had to do something I didn't like
Ouyang, show yourself!
What the fuck!
Come out!
Otherwise I'll blow their brains out!
Ouyang
I'm telling you to show yourself
Now
Useless
Motherfucker
Ouyang!
Fuck! Still alive
Think you can fuck with me?:
The fucker's wearing a bulletproof vest
Fuck! You think that's funny?
Fuck!
What the fuck?
Ah Ho!
Give me the gun
This is for Xiao Li
This is for Nana
This is for Quede
Uncle Quan
and Master
Now look carefully, this is for Xiao Li
You already counted her!
Master!
Brother!
Fuck, foiled again
Me?
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